Day One

First day up on this blog game...so I finally figured out a Halloween costume...Andre Agassi with a bag of meth! I resemble the aformentioned athlete in looks later in his career, so I figure I can grab a long-haired wig for his early years and undergo an Aggasi-like career transformation throughout the night...and the easiest part about the costume will be scoring the drugs...

Nice guys finish last: I sold my car to my cusbian's (cousin who is a lesbian) ex girlfriend and she's only given me less then half of what she owes. The Problem: Now, of course, her phone goes straight to voice-mail and won't return my calls. At least return the fucking phone call...I won't bite too hard, promise...

In the News: Just can't believe that the Bay Bridge is falling on people's heads...did they get the same contractors that did Boston's Big Dig?? Remember when that panel from the tunnel fell on that car?? I'm sure the lady that died remembers it...or maybe not...