Fingered it out

Well just figured out how to link this blog shite to FB...pretty James..

Funny thing, the cusbian's ex girl from the previous post called me today...imagine that! It's the power of the post...

Hallow's eve is almost upon us, and let me tell you that I'm not afraid of all the Playboy bunnies, slutty nurses and grown (out) chicks in schoolgirl outfits already running around the streets of SD. The scariest costume I've actually seen has been my roommates, who played golf in the zone a few weeks ago, sunburned his face and now its flaking off after the 2nd degree burn...yikes!

Now there's an oil spill in SF bay...hilarious! Whats next, locusts?

Day One

First day up on this blog game...so I finally figured out a Halloween costume...Andre Agassi with a bag of meth! I resemble the aformentioned athlete in looks later in his career, so I figure I can grab a long-haired wig for his early years and undergo an Aggasi-like career transformation throughout the night...and the easiest part about the costume will be scoring the drugs...

Nice guys finish last: I sold my car to my cusbian's (cousin who is a lesbian) ex girlfriend and she's only given me less then half of what she owes. The Problem: Now, of course, her phone goes straight to voice-mail and won't return my calls. At least return the fucking phone call...I won't bite too hard, promise...

In the News: Just can't believe that the Bay Bridge is falling on people's heads...did they get the same contractors that did Boston's Big Dig?? Remember when that panel from the tunnel fell on that car?? I'm sure the lady that died remembers it...or maybe not...